James Carter
Travels in Time

Time-travelling Underpants

James Carter is a poet and guitarist. He is also a popular visitor to Primary schools all over the UK where he gives poetry/guitar performances and workshops. His latest book, Time-Travelling Underpants, can also be bought as a CD, featuring James reading his poems and playing his guitar. Also watch out for his last book, the wonderful Cars Stars Electric Guitars published by Walker Books.

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garden

shed, a garden

shed, my head is like

a garden shed : it's full of junk and

flower pots, wellie boots and who knows not -

No, really though, my head is crammed

you can't get in, the door is jammed :

with things I've seen, things I've said

things I've done and things I've read

Plus everything I've thought about -

. . . if I was you - I'd just keep out !!

Eleven Things you probably never knew about ...
James Winston Henry Carter (what are you sniggering at?) was born November 27, 1959. He can't remember a single thing about it.

Alice is James' strange but loveable cat. Or, more likely, James is Alice's strange but loveable owner. When they first met in the pet shop, Alice the month-old-kitten jumped onto James' shoulder. She still does this.

Mmmm...what else? James lives in Oxfordshire with his wonderful wife, Sarah, and two delightful daughters, Lauren and Madeleine, and not to forget the-cat-that-thinks-it's-a-parrot.

Every time he visits a school, children ask 'Where do you get your ideas from?' - to which he replies that he gets his ideas from the magic wood at the back of his house.

Seriously though, James believes there is a magic wood - your imagination - which takes things from your life, things you've done, seen, daydreamed, remembered - and turns these into poems. Of the poems in Time-Travelling Underpants, his new book, White Horse is based on a dream he had about the white horse carved into the chalkhill at Uffington. 'Reindeer Haikus' was inspired by the reindeer skeleton in the Natural History Museum in Oxford. The tiitle poem came from watching Doctor Who. Some poems, like 'The Big Things'and 'Empty Bucket', are true stories.

Catching an idea when it comes, James believes, is essential. This is why he has an envelope in his pocket at all times - and because he heard that Paul McCartney wrote the lyrics to Hey Jude on the back of an old envelope.

Always listening to music, James' particular faves include The Beatles, Tom Waits and XTC. James feels that songs are like little poems wrapped up in music.

Reading (not Reading!) is something that he has always been mad about. As a boy he loved comics and TinTin books.

Trains are where he does most of his writing. James visits Primary schools all over the UK, so catches many trains. If you see someone sat on a train writing a poem on an envelope, that could - just could - be him.

Electric guitars have been a lifelong passion. In fact, James takes his guitar (called Keith, of course) with him to play during his poetry performances. He likes doing this a) because it's great fun and b) it frightens the teachers a bit. He encourages children to bring along their air guitars and join in.

Reading (not reading!) is where James was born. He still can't remember anything about it. He wonders if Alice remembers that time in the pet shop...

Why not do an acrostic of your own name?

Take a Poem

Why not take a poem
wherever you go?
pop it in your pocket
nobody will know

Take it to your classroom
stick it on the wall
tell them all about it
read it in the hall

Take it to the bathroom
tuck it up in bed
take the time to learn it
keep it in your head

Take it for a day trip
take it on a train
fold it as a hat
when it starts to rain

Take it to a river
fold it as a boat
pop it in the water
hope that it will float

Take it to a hilltop
fold it as a plane
throw it up skywards
time and time again

Take it as you need it
take it anywhere
take it now
or leave it
but please
take
care

Tips for young writers

Keep a notebook at home. Put all kinds of stuff in it - ideas, poems, doodles, thoughts, memories, little stories. Try and write something in it every day. Don't show it to other people - just keep it as your private writing place.

If you want ideas for poems, find somewhere quiet and daydream for a while. See what ideas come to you. If nothing comes, why not try writing something that begins "I wish..." "I remember..."
"When I was..." "100 years ago... " "Once when..."


Sometimes you can start to write a poem before the idea is ready to be written out. So it's good just to think and ponder over your idea first. With a bit of luck, other ideas will come along too.

Once you've written a new poem and you feel you can't do any more to improve it, leave it for a while - say a week or so. Then come back to it fresh and see what needs to be done next.

In your first draft, don't worry about spellings or handwriting or punctuation, just get your ideas down. You can sort out all the spellings etc. later on.

Computers are very useful when writing poetry - especially shape poems. I couldn't have done my Electric Guitars poem without my PC. Except for shape poems, it's best if you can write your poems first by hand and then later put them on the computer. Computers can make poems look too good too soon.

Where do ideas come from? Two places - a) our memories and b) our imagination. Think of something that has happened to you and change it around so that it becomes a fiction. Use it in a poem.

The Dark

Why are we so afraid of the dark?
it doesn't bite and doesn't bark
or chase old ladies round the park
or steal your sweeties for a lark

And though it might not let you see
it lets you have some privacy
and gives you time to go to sleep
provides a place to hide or weep

It cannot help but be around
when beastly things make beastly sounds
or back doors slam and windows creek
or cats have fights and voices shreek

The dark is cosy, still and calm
and never does you any harm
in the loft, below the sink
it's somewhere nice and quiet to think

Deep in cupboards, pockets too
it's always lurking out of view
why won't it come out till it's night?
perhaps the dark's afraid of light

Winning poem of the 2001 Raymond Wilson Poetry Competition

Hey, Little Bug

For younger children - check out Hey Little Bug

Bye for now...


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